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ISSUE #34.33 • SPECIAL SECTION •

Get Wet: WW’s Summer Guide 2008


The rain is finally over. Now let’s get wet!



IMAGE: Kim Scafuro

BY WW EDITORIAL STAFF | 503-243-2122

[June 25th, 2008]

Oregonians have a weird relationship with water. We bitch all winter about the unending rain, but by the time August rolls around and we spend a few weeks sweating through 100-degree days, we’re all longing for some nice drizzle. The first sunny weekend in spring, we pile into RVs and Subarus and head for the coast, where it’s guaranteed to be more cold and damp than at home. We boast one of the finest municipal water systems in the nation, but our sewers overflow every time it rains.

So, we love getting wet—on our own terms. When we have a choice in the matter, we’ll even dive into the Willamette whenever events like Red Bull’s Flugtag (Aug. 2) or the Portland Triathlon (Aug. 31) give us half an excuse.

Let’s celebrate it. For this year’s Summer Guide we’ve doused and drilled a dozen aquatic stories for your enlightenment and entertainment. So dive in! The water’s just fine. —Ben Waterhouse.


Editor
Ben Waterhouse

Publisher
Shawna McKeown

Art Director
Ben Mollica

Copy Chief
Kat Hyatt

Contributors
Liz Crain, Whitney Hawke, Amy McCullough, Sara Moskovitz, Sara Porterfield, Ethan Smith, James Pitkin, Joe Watts

Copy Editors
Matt Buckingham, Sarah Smith, Leigh Van der Werff

Designers
Erik Blad, Brian Brown, Soma Honkanen, Tom Humphrey

Illustrator
Kim Scafuro

Photographers
Adrian Adel, Cameron Browne, Jimmie Buchanan, Chris Ryan

Stylist
Sara Moskovitz

Makeup
Jack Caton

Hair
Rachel Brady

Jeweler
Amy Lux

Nails
Saqualla at Divassi Nails


















Comment on this article

Beth Levin  writes on Jun 29th, 2008 8:06pm

We love the cover art of the pug in goggles swimming with beer. Does Kim Scafuro sell reproductions of that drawing or on a t-shirt? (Not for publishing in print edition please)

Comment on the "Get Wet: WW’s Summer Guide 2008" article
Beers of Summer
BY JOSEPH WATTS | Eight good draughts for a sudsy, sunny afternoon and one better left in the cooler.
H2OMG!
BY JOSEPH WATTS | What to drink if you’re hot, thirsty and don’t give a hoot about the Earth.
The Willamette River Probably Won’t Kill You
BY SARA MOSKOVITZ | But it will leave poo particles on your skin.

Float Notes
BY BEN WATERHOUSE | Let’s not go to A&W.
Stay Soaked
BY JOSEPH WATTS | A few more ways to get wet this summer

Clam-Happy
BY LIZ CRAIN | Roll up your pants and start digging.
Juicy Suits
BY SARA MOSKOVITZ | Poolside style from boutiques to The Bins.
High Seas, Low Wages
BY AMY MCCULLOUGH | How to teach yourself to sail without scuttling your savings—or dying.
Grown Men Shouldn’t Say “Arrr!”
BY ETHAN SMITH | An off-season kvetch: everybody punch a pirate.
Paddle Party
BY SARA PORTERFIELD | An unapologetically technical guide to 10 Northwest rivers.
Splish Splash
BY SARA MOSKOVITZ | Whether you’re wading or just training, portland has a pool for you.
136 Degrees Of Separation
BY JAMES PITKIN | If you haven’t been to Bagby, you don’t know naked nerds.
 
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